dear santa claus,
have you had a nice year? how was your summer, did you go sailing? how is your golf game coming along? how is mrs. claus? i'll admit, (because you know these things) i haven't been, through the year, 100% good. i try my hardest to put my best foot forward, but sometimes i fall short. i thought rather than avoid the truth about my behavior i would just be forth right and write you an honest letter. does that win me any points? i know you get christmas wish lists, upon christmas wish lists from good boys and good girls, and adults who have been good and some who have not. really santa, i need nothing BUT i sure would love to have a classic chanel 'quilted flap bag' in black lambskin on a chain. i can suggest precisely where to purchase this handbag in the event your workshop doesn't have the same item *in stock.* most people would promise never, NEVER to ask of you another thing if they receive this gift on christmas morning. i cannot do that santa, i cannot promise i won't wish and ask for other things. what i can promise is that i will be the happiest girl in the world if i were to unwrap a gift to find this precious handbag tucked inside. pretty please santa, i promise to be real good next year!